Villa Description

If you're looking for a beautiful villa that offers you peace, privacy and relaxation on your St. John vacation, look no further! Monkey No Climb is the perfect vacation rental retreat tucked away on a private mountainside with a dazzling view, spa and plenty of room to relax.

This St. John vacation rental is perfect for nature lovers, artists, writers, birders, hikers, newlyweds, newly in love or people in search of seclusion. The focal point of Monkey No Climb is the totally private, large covered porch. From this vantage point you can relax in our four-person spa and scan one of the most pristine views in the Caribbean. This breezy location can actually become chilly in the evenings as you star gaze towards the east. 

The villa features two master bedrooms and two full private bathrooms of equal size. Both bedrooms have A/C units and firm king size beds. 

This beautifully appointed St. John villa is decorated with bright colors, quality wicker and traditional furniture, Caribbean wall hangings and whimsical furnishings. Additional amenities include satellite television/internet, laptop size safe, beach chairs, coolers, beach towels, ceiling fans, stationary "Life Cycle" exercise cycle, and many comfortable outdoor chairs. 

Nature lovers will enjoy the end of the road quiet, many large shade trees, vacant surrounding lots and complete privacy from neighboring homes. Monkey No Climb plantings include bananas, limes, lemons, starfruits, mangos, papayas, tree orchids and Monkey No Climb tree.

The villa is located only a short ride to the quiet village of Coral Bay, with its great nightlife, shopping and restaurants. For those who may want to explore St John on foot, the Bordeaux Mt. trailhead, in the VI National Park, is a only short hike away from your door, offering access to beautiful Lameshure Bay on the south side and the entire trail network of the National Park.  

Monkey No Climb

Villa Amenities

2 Master bedrooms with king beds
2 Full baths
Air Conditioning in each Bedroom
Linens & towels provided (100% cotton)

Outdoor Spa
Satellite Television with DVD
Wireless Internet
Dishwasher/Automatic Ice Maker 

Beach Chairs/Coolers/Beach Towels
Safe (Laptop will fit)
Cell Phone Reception & Land Line
Ceiling Fans
Stationary "LifeCycle" Execise Cycle
Tropical Plantings with Monkey No Climb Tree
Covered Deck
Gas Grill
Outdoor dining area


​Low Season (4/15- 12/14):
$1,800 Per Week 1-2 People
$2,450 Per Week 3-4 People

High Season (12/15 - 4/14):
$2,500 Per Week 1-2 People
$3,150 Per Week 3-4 People
Holidays including President's Weeks:
Please inquire for rates

5 night minimum stay required

10% VI hotel tax added to all reservations

Rates are subject to change and not guaranteed until confirmed by owner

For more information, please contact us.
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Mountainside Villa, Bordeaux Mt.
Spa; Sleeps 2 - 4

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